Hello.
I am a hamster. And you are my minion.

Your fate lies in my tiny little paws. If I were you, I would buy some sunflower seeds as soon as possible...

28th May 2012

Chat with 11 notes

When I try to watch Classic Who

  • Dad: BAAABARA?! BABARA!
  • Me: Barbara's not on the show anymo-
  • Dad: BAAAAAAAABAAAAAARAAAAAAHHHH
  • Me: Dad, I can't hea-
  • Dad: OH, BUT I MUST! I MUST, BAAAAABAAAAARAAA!
  • Me: Dad, I'm trying to wa-
  • Mom: Why do even watch this stuff? I don't see what you like about it!
  • Dad: I WOULD RATHER LIKE SOME TEA, BAAAAABARA!
  • Mom: This is such a stupid show!
  • Dad: BAAAAAAAAAAAAAH BAH RAAAAAAAAH!

Tagged: Classic WhoDoctor WhoI wish this were an exaggeration

28th May 2012

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Yesterday, I went a-hunting for Luna moths in an area where someone from my volunteer group recently found one.

My dad and I looked all over the cleared woodlands (no buckthorns) and we didn’t find any.

I did, however, find about 10 other Lepidopterans, most of which I couldn’t identify, and walk in on two red-bellied woodpeckers.

Tagged: birds are quick thoughit was like 2 seconds

28th May 2012

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Meanwhile, in the same movie, the Scottish character has a Scottish accent, even though the actor has a Northern English accent, which would probably pass as a Scottish accent among the majority of the movie’s audience.

Tagged: this movie is so terrible they should have just let him speak normallymight've actually been better that way

28th May 2012

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Do most American movies assume every east Asian culture is the same or something?

I’m pretty sure I just saw some characters Japan who looked Korean wearing Chinese clothing speaking in an accent somewhere between all three and a bad voice actor.

Tagged: the attire was also rather Thai

27th May 2012

Audio post reblogged from Timey, Wimey, Stuff. with 8,512 notes - Played 28,176 times

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policeboxesarecool:

tennantandpiper:

allonsyhaley:

gotrocksalt:

I am Gonna Be (500 Miles) - The Proclaimers 

Source: queencumberbatch

27th May 2012

Photo reblogged from majee says` with 23,924 notes

manosukestoned420:

i came back online just to check my dash and this is the first thing i saw im so frickin done

manosukestoned420:

i came back online just to check my dash and this is the first thing i saw im so frickin done

Source: cuntdust

27th May 2012

Photoset reblogged from Doctor Wut with 8,795 notes

Source: ofsparrowsandmockingjays

26th May 2012

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My breakfast consisted of rainbow cake, scrambled eggs, and the Graham Norton Show today.

My breakfast consisted of rainbow cake, scrambled eggs, and the Graham Norton Show today.

Tagged: it was pretty awesomerainbow cakecakefoodscrambled eggsI wonder if anyone follows the scrambled eggs tag

Source: soyrwoo

26th May 2012

Question with 1 note

Anonymous asked: Every day is Towel Day.

That… that is magnificent.  Sheer poetry.

Thank you, Anon, for reminding me of the beauty left in this world.

26th May 2012

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I’m a terrible fan.

I forgot about Towel Day.

Can we just pretend this was a deadline that wooshed by?

Tagged: Towel DayDouglas Adams