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when someone asks what superpower you want, I don’t know why everyone doesn’t immediately say the power to control spiders. want to get a spider out of your room? boom, done. need a new blanket? just get your spiders to make one. want to summon the world’s spiders and destroy the governments of nations with leading economies? go ahead. no one will stop you.
i actually have a hoverboard but I lost it
I’m watching that fupping episode of gegege no kitaro where medama oyaji starts a firefighting squad and makes everyone respond to him with “Yes, Daddy!” in english and his son is like “father no” “you mean, ‘Yes, Daddy!’” “please stop”
walk into the club like
the one thing I’m looking forward to this weekend more than anything else is sazae-san, which isn’t a sentence I often say