Hello, I am a hamster.


U.S. Military’s remake of the - Call Me Maybe
For anyone unfortunate enough to have not seen this yet.
I needed this in my life
THIS IS THE BEST THING EVER HOW ARE PEOPLE NOT MORE EXCITED FOR THIS
WATCH IT JUST WATCH IT
Jumba you lying little shit
I’m crying.
ITS BACK
You seem stressed.. Can I give you a hug :33
@Anonymous
Thank you, anon :3
I will give you a cute bunny for your kindness:

You could always place a wedge of cheese with the potato wedges. :D
Cheese and I are sworn enemies and would traverse the galaxy to do engage in a battle to the death with one another
So yeah sticking cheese into the oven sounds like a good tactic.
In other news, I just found out what wedges are.
Potato wedges.
I was thinking cheese and was very confused as to why they had to be in the oven for half an hour.
does anyone have a printer I can use between now and around 9am Sunday morning this is for a class super-important to my major my entire future career is at stake here