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Zazzle doesn’t like it when you point out that one of their products (a customizable 1.2 gallon “fish tank” wall clock) promotes/enables poor pet keeping practices and animal cruelty.
Also, while my ProSeller status is still intact, I can’t even view the ProSeller forum.

Zazzle doesn’t like it when you point out that one of their products (a customizable 1.2 gallon “fish tank” wall clock) promotes/enables poor pet keeping practices and animal cruelty.

Also, while my ProSeller status is still intact, I can’t even view the ProSeller forum.

Look, it’s on appropriately apocalyptic playing cards
Also, skateboards:

And other things.  These things and other things are also available with designs that aren’t bloody white cats at the Squiggles and Squirrels shop on Zazzle.

Look, it’s on appropriately apocalyptic playing cards

Also, skateboards:

And other things.  These things and other things are also available with designs that aren’t bloody white cats at the Squiggles and Squirrels shop on Zazzle.

These business cards do really well in my Zazzle shop for inexplicable reasons.  I expected my space-themed business cards to do much better, but I’ve sold far more wolf cards than space cards.
I always wonder what kind of jobs the people who buy this have.  They must be pretty awesome.  I think I’d like to meet these people.

These business cards do really well in my Zazzle shop for inexplicable reasons.  I expected my space-themed business cards to do much better, but I’ve sold far more wolf cards than space cards.

I always wonder what kind of jobs the people who buy this have.  They must be pretty awesome.  I think I’d like to meet these people.

Zazzle used to have a ton of models you could choose from for each clothing item, which was neat because some designs look better with certain skin tones or ages or expressions.
But now Zazzle has new models, and only one per clothing item, so we end up with images like:

Zazzle used to have a ton of models you could choose from for each clothing item, which was neat because some designs look better with certain skin tones or ages or expressions.

But now Zazzle has new models, and only one per clothing item, so we end up with images like:

Sold some business cards today!
I like selling business cards because they’re like free advertising.  100 free advertisements per sale.  Heck, it’s even like people are paying me to advertise my stuff.
Aw, yeah.

Sold some business cards today!

I like selling business cards because they’re like free advertising.  100 free advertisements per sale.  Heck, it’s even like people are paying me to advertise my stuff.

Aw, yeah.

What the-?!
I do not remember making this… 0_o

What the-?!

I do not remember making this… 0_o

New business cards!  All the text is customizable.
From Narwhal Brigade

New business cards!  All the text is customizable.

From Narwhal Brigade

Here’s another sale from yesterday!
Manatee messenger bag from Squiggles and Squirrels

Here’s another sale from yesterday!

Manatee messenger bag from Squiggles and Squirrels

Two sales in two days!  Maybe things are starting to pick up again at Þe Olde Squiggles and Squirrels shop :D
This here’s a Cuddly Critters Adelie Penguin Kindle Case, and it’ll be going to someone in New York!
More Cuddly Critters | More Cases | Squiggles and Squirrels

Two sales in two days!  Maybe things are starting to pick up again at Þe Olde Squiggles and Squirrels shop :D

This here’s a Cuddly Critters Adelie Penguin Kindle Case, and it’ll be going to someone in New York!

More Cuddly Critters | More Cases | Squiggles and Squirrels

Alternate Dave Clock in case you want more Dave on your Dave Clock.
Even more Dave | Squiggles and Squirrels

Alternate Dave Clock in case you want more Dave on your Dave Clock.

Even more Dave | Squiggles and Squirrels