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The title of this blog may be somewhat misleading, as I am neither a hamster nor any other member of order Rodentia, and for that I apologize.

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If you didn’t know there are calories in toothpaste, you probably did not pass middle school science.
If you can’t spell “calories” or use the correct “there,” you probably did not pass elementary school English.
If you haven’t realized you’re not supposed to eat toothpaste, you’re probably dead.

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If you didn’t know there are calories in toothpaste, you probably did not pass middle school science.

If you can’t spell “calories” or use the correct “there,” you probably did not pass elementary school English.

If you haven’t realized you’re not supposed to eat toothpaste, you’re probably dead.